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the signs as quotes from tyler joseph
aries: it's shrimp in a bag! 0:
taurus: dude, get back on the bed - i mean couch. we're not lying on a bed together in our underwear.
gemini: i'mma let you finish, but josh dun is the best drummer
cancer: i actually never leave my house
leo: winter is coming
virgo: josh is an adorable napper
libra: like i'm singing this song that i wrote for my mother and there's some guy in a full body gingerbread man suit getting crowdsurfed to the front
scorpio: this is not normal at all. and i like that.
sagittarius: so i sit back in my emo chair with my emo slippers on in the middle of winter and i'm just like, "this is absolute garbage."
capricorn: i thought the boyfriend said something, but it turns out it was just the turtletop rattling in the wind, barely hanging onto the top of our Kia
aquarius: ew, dude, i don't think i could dig that, like if i looked over while you were drumming and you just had these honking nipples
pisces: love you merm
